stupid/embarrasing things you did when you were drunk

girls...i mean guy!

I climbed three story balconies outside of a hotel, cause i couldnt get into my room from the inside. I was like superman

😂

Has any on tripped over air? 'cause the very first time i got plastered i tripped over air multiple times.

3 nights ago i was drunk and i peed on a cop car.

thank god for dunkin doughnuts because the cop was inside the building.

I ate three children. J/K i don't drink 🙂

Well.....once I got on top of a table and announced around 4 times that my girlfriend was in my spanish class.

i remember when i was in h.s i was still drunk from the night before.

i got up out from my seat and announced i ****** 3 girls. the teacher was all wtf?

she thought i was demented or somthing so they sent me to the nurse and on the way i puked like 2 times and i got sent home.

that could explain a lot...

I cant remember anything I did, but on a school camp, the boys got drunk in the night and one guy, Johan, ran around the camp screaming about aliens and stripping his clothes off. I never laughed so much in my life! 😆

once after a party me and my friends went to buy loads of condoms and we inflated them and hang them near a toy shop

can't remember!

i went drunk into a english exam oops

i don't do stupid embarassing things when i get drunk...i know how to maintain myself.

Some people turn into wrecks, I just shut my mouth and watch everyone when i get really drunk. Either that or I'll talk, but I'm no knife toting, clothes ripping off, screaming and yelling, stuff breaking, sh!t talking idiot when i get drunk.

i'm just a very happy drunk!!!!!! an always dancing, singing hyperactive kinda person (until you let me sit down, then i fall asleep immidiatly! 😄 😛 😉 )

so what you mean is....you don't know how to act like an adult when you're drunk.

well.......... 😮 😉 people dó like me when i'm drunk!! 😄 it's fun cause my limits get kinda lost (and with that, my sense of balance 😉 )

( and i'm only 17, im not even an adult, so i don't really have to act like one, still have my whole life to do that! 😄 😉 )

ah I like this thread.....

well I have many stories

1) On my birthday I got really really drunk and ended up with this butt ugly girl

2) Vandalise the shit out of roadworks and dog shit bins

3) be sick all over my girlfriend (ex girlfriend now) on our first date

4) starts numerous fights

5) speak so much shit its unbelievable

6) bang my head on my shower head (which broke in half) and passed out in the bath tub

Discos - other than that am fine 😗

lets see...
i tried to do drunken kungfu...
got hit by drunk friend while drunk...
grab each others balls...
my friend pole dances...
dirty dancing
one of my friend climbed up a tree and starts pissing...
they start humping action on any one in site....
we broke a steel bed cause of that.....
lie in the middle of the road...
walk on road pretending to drive...
and more....