David Beckham, Ronaldo and Zidane are all training one day- they decde to take a lunch break- opening his case ronaldo sighed 'if i get ham and cheese sandwhiches one more time im going to throw myself infront of a car' Zidane did the same, 'if i get egg and cress sandwhiches one more time, im going to jump infront of a bus!' David Beckham laughed and opened his lunch box, he groaned at the sight of corned beef sandwhiches, wanting to be part of the group he joined in 'if i get corned beef sanwhiches one more time i will jimp infront of a train!'
the next day at training they sat down together and opened up their lunch- Ronaldo saw his Ham and Cheese sandwhiches and threw himself infront of the next car, being killed instantly.
Zidane did the same-seeing his egg and cress sandwhiches he jumped infront of the next bus he saw.
david said a little prayer and opened up his lunch box- sure enough, there was a corned beef sandwhich- he got up and threw himself infront of the enarest train.
a week later at the joint-funeral the players wives stood sobbing
ronaldos wife cried 'i dont understand- i thought he loved ham and cheese!'
Zidanes wife nodded and said 'i know what you mean- i thought he loved egg and cress!'
posh stood silent for a while then said 'i dont understand either.....David always made his own sandwhiches'
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i live bad jokes
especially about him