school rox, it's fun learning is fun, then u can make ur parents n the older adults around u feel dumb cuz they dont know sumthin, but if u really wanna fake sick, there was once a time i was like that too soo:
1- chew big red then say u gotta headache, it increases the temp of ur mouth to about a 100 F, n u can go home cuz u gotta fever
2- Bite down on the thermometer, it causes it to give inacurate readings
3- force urself to throw up, only once tho
4- (this is completely disgusting, but my friend does this often 😘 ) use chocolate pudding as diarrea, but spray aerosal b4 anypone gets to the bathroom so they cant smell the chocolate
5-fall forward n pretend to pass out
hmm these are the only ones i can remember so far, but stay in school and go to school, get a good education dats really important, oh and never use these, just laugh at my friends and my childish stupidity