or if padme got drunk and had a wild orgy with a few jedi when anakin was fighting the clone wars.
padme:: im pregnant
anakin:: how i didnt bang you for 2 years::
yoda:: hhhhm pregnant padme is?
mace: oh sorry master i needed to let off my jedi maness so i slept with padme.
:: anakin you m'fer ignites saber kills mace::
anakin:: turns and force chokes padme::
:: in the back round plays eminem saying so long b*tch you did me so wrong::