Originally posted by SlickRick69
and Carrot-top as the copper-top Agent SmithCARROTTOP: Mr Scissorhands... hey dude, welcome back! We missed you, man! Did you use 1800CALLATT to dial in here man? It's easy, just dial down the center... kewl dude!
DEPP: My name... is... Sparrow!
TRINITY-LO: Sparrow, you can't be dead, because the Orifice told me I would get my bulbous bootay tapped by The One, and I want you to tap it, baby
M-DADDY: Forget the Orifice, sweetay tang! It be me Morpheus that tap dat thang! Boo ya, biyatch! Jack into that, Jack!
CARROTSMITH: It is inevitable, Mr Scissorhands, that you will make a long distance call using 1800CALLATT. Why use anything else? Why use 1800COLLECT, even though its fast and easy and cheap? 1800CALLATT its right down the center and for 1800COLLECT you have to go over there to the 6 and then to the 3 so it doesn't make any sense whatsoever... so why Mr Scissorhands? Why do you continue to use 1800COLLECT to jack in, jack out or jack off, whatever you call it when you do what you do?? WHY??
SPARROW: Because I choose to.
CARROTSMITH whacks SPARROW over the head with the telephone receiver, 37 times in super-slo-mo bullet time
SPARROW dials down the center of CARROTSMITH with a series of rapid-fire rabbit punches
SPARROW: 1 8 0 0 C A L L A M D!!
TRINITY-LO: Oh no! He's killing him!
M-DADDY: I believe Trinity-Lo... I believe I will soon be free to tap that sweet sweet ass of yours, Trinny from da block.. I believe that you will soon be free to let me tap that ass, now that Bennifer is gone, and Sparrow is soon to go... I believe it is our destiny to be together on this ugly steel frame with no real mattress and just a flimsy weak-ass pillow all scrunched up under your back like that...
CYPHER (still Joey Pants): I don't believe it... I think I'm gonna throw up my CGI porterhouse steak! Those are the dopiest of the dope ass come on lines I have EVER heard, Muffyyes, Muffy Daddy, whatever your name is!! I'm going to call James Earl Jones, Will Smith and Martin Lawrence up in here to lay the smack down on your black candy ass, biyatch!
Originally posted by SlickRick69
and Carrot-top as the copper-top Agent SmithCARROTTOP: Mr Scissorhands... hey dude, welcome back! We missed you, man! Did you use 1800CALLATT to dial in here man? It's easy, just dial down the center... kewl dude!
DEPP: My name... is... Sparrow!
TRINITY-LO: Sparrow, you can't be dead, because the Orifice told me I would get my bulbous bootay tapped by The One, and I want you to tap it, baby
M-DADDY: Forget the Orifice, sweetay tang! It be me Morpheus that tap dat thang! Boo ya, biyatch! Jack into that, Jack!
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Originally posted by Stormy Day
Yeah they should just leave it alone.I know there trying to make a comeback with ONline but once thats over they dont need anything else.God Forbid they make a another animatrix or a cartoon series !