Johnny Depp In Matrix 4

Started by Stormy Day3 pages

ouch 🙂

well im sorry but i hate that guy so much, have u even seen his new making the band 2 my god does that ever suck all he does is sit there and go "yea, yea ok" thats it ,like damn hes getting paid more money then i can think of for just that.

lol,hes a hasbeen 🙂

Originally posted by SlickRick69
and Carrot-top as the copper-top Agent Smith

CARROTTOP: Mr Scissorhands... hey dude, welcome back! We missed you, man! Did you use 1800CALLATT to dial in here man? It's easy, just dial down the center... kewl dude!

DEPP: My name... is... Sparrow!

TRINITY-LO: Sparrow, you can't be dead, because the Orifice told me I would get my bulbous bootay tapped by The One, and I want you to tap it, baby

M-DADDY: Forget the Orifice, sweetay tang! It be me Morpheus that tap dat thang! Boo ya, biyatch! Jack into that, Jack!

CARROTSMITH: It is inevitable, Mr Scissorhands, that you will make a long distance call using 1800CALLATT. Why use anything else? Why use 1800COLLECT, even though its fast and easy and cheap? 1800CALLATT its right down the center and for 1800COLLECT you have to go over there to the 6 and then to the 3 so it doesn't make any sense whatsoever... so why Mr Scissorhands? Why do you continue to use 1800COLLECT to jack in, jack out or jack off, whatever you call it when you do what you do?? WHY??

SPARROW: Because I choose to.

CARROTSMITH whacks SPARROW over the head with the telephone receiver, 37 times in super-slo-mo bullet time

SPARROW dials down the center of CARROTSMITH with a series of rapid-fire rabbit punches

SPARROW: 1 8 0 0 C A L L A M D!!

TRINITY-LO: Oh no! He's killing him!

M-DADDY: I believe Trinity-Lo... I believe I will soon be free to tap that sweet sweet ass of yours, Trinny from da block.. I believe that you will soon be free to let me tap that ass, now that Bennifer is gone, and Sparrow is soon to go... I believe it is our destiny to be together on this ugly steel frame with no real mattress and just a flimsy weak-ass pillow all scrunched up under your back like that...

CYPHER (still Joey Pants): I don't believe it... I think I'm gonna throw up my CGI porterhouse steak! Those are the dopiest of the dope ass come on lines I have EVER heard, Muffyyes, Muffy Daddy, whatever your name is!! I'm going to call James Earl Jones, Will Smith and Martin Lawrence up in here to lay the smack down on your black candy ass, biyatch!

that last post couldn't have been any longer could it? lol j/k, but still there is no way there is going to be a 4th, every one seemed to die in the last one so it would be sad.

I didnt know Neo died till somebody mentioned it to me 😕

you didn't miss much I reckon

🙂

Originally posted by ladygrim
is there going to b a matrix 4 very much doubt it after the sucess of the last to

what does that mean? The was two were good.

And for the 7564756 time, ther will be NO 4th film ever.

yeah but the 3rd didnt get to good of a rep.

doesn't matter, all three were good for different reasons

Originally posted by SlickRick69
and Carrot-top as the copper-top Agent Smith

CARROTTOP: Mr Scissorhands... hey dude, welcome back! We missed you, man! Did you use 1800CALLATT to dial in here man? It's easy, just dial down the center... kewl dude!

DEPP: My name... is... Sparrow!

TRINITY-LO: Sparrow, you can't be dead, because the Orifice told me I would get my bulbous bootay tapped by The One, and I want you to tap it, baby

M-DADDY: Forget the Orifice, sweetay tang! It be me Morpheus that tap dat thang! Boo ya, biyatch! Jack into that, Jack!

😂 😆 😂

I hear the plot involves sprinkling magic fairy dust on Keanu to make him come back to life!

I agree all movie are good but since it only made 130 mil in the usa and the word mouth to mouth wasnt that good there probaly wont be a 4th

well i just dont think there will ever be another, and i pray to god there wont be but w/e. the story just couldn't go any further and like storm day said. didn't bring in the bling bling

Yeah they should just leave it alone.I know there trying to make a comeback with ONline but once thats over they dont need anything else.God Forbid they make a another animatrix or a cartoon series !

Originally posted by Stormy Day
Yeah they should just leave it alone.I know there trying to make a comeback with ONline but once thats over they dont need anything else.God Forbid they make a another animatrix or a cartoon series !

lol true man, very true. i couldn't stand another animatrix. like i love anime but damn did that ever suck some big balls

Yeah I didnt know the Matrix went so deep 😖

lol yea, like i did like knowing the past and y the matrix was made but the animatrix was uncalled for lol. just seemed boaring. and i just hate small cuts of cartoons, they should've done it all at one style.

Yeah