Old People in the Media

" In any case - I'd be happy to put you straight about whats funny and whats not. The Holocaust is as funny as your entire family getting raped and shot in the head."

i·ro·ny ( P ) Pronunciation Key (r-n, r-)
n. pl. i·ro·nies

a) The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
b) An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.
c) A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect. See Synonyms at wit.

I can only hope that you said this hoping for some kind of shock value - you know, the kind that would have worked about 10-15 years ago but now just makes you look like you just came out of a coma and didn't quite catch up.

In any case - I'd be happy to put you straight about whats funny and whats not. The Holocaust is as funny as your entire family getting raped and shot in the head.

I'm laughing just thinking about it - your whole family naked in a puddle of blood . Damn thats some good chuckles - especially if you have a kid sister. Whoo-hoo, I may pee my pants. I'd post that dancing banana smiley here but I'm laughing so much I can't concentrate.

"Whoo-hoo" ? "chuckles" ?

why do you live in "London baby Yeah!" ?

"...I may pee my pants."

Wow. That may prove to be quite a serious problem for you. If you are not sure whether you may or may not "pee" in your pants could pose some serious risks for you in the future and you should consult a doctor immediately.

According to certain studies, "Over 280,000 adult New Zealanders do not have full bladder control and experience leakage of urine in amounts that vary from a few drops to large volumes, twice or more a month."

I truly hope that something as horrid as that isn't plaguing your life, so, I have posted quite an ingenious site here, and I whole-heartedly advise you to read it from top to bottom.

http://www.everybody.co.nz/docsa_c/bldconm.htm

It’s the New Zealand Consumer Health Information Centre on Bladder Problems. This is also where I got the above quote from.

I hope you get better, plus i'm sure there may be similiar studies found in "london baby yeah".

Peeing your pants is cool. You aint cool, unless you pee your pants.

😆 Look everybody billy pee'd his pants

Originally posted by diegocala
Here's a pic of my granny if you want a shot at the goods

Originally posted by Linkalicious
I don't care much for old people. But i think TV should come up with a special warning (like the emergency broadcast system) for when commercials are selling feminine napkins, tampons, and vagisil.

It's one thing for girl to use those things, and yes i understand the need to market them. but i'd say just about 100% of the time...i see one of those and i have to jump out of my chair and race for the remote control.

I don't think the commercials need to go off the air entirely, but a warning system of some sort would really help. It's difficult to tell those vagisil commercials because they start out with girls smiling and stuff....then they come outta no where with the "feminine itching and burning." I mean for christ sakes.....some people could be eating at the moment! No one needs to hear about extra cheese on the taco.....when they're eating tacos!

In any case - I'd be happy to put you straight about whats funny and whats not. The Holocaust is as funny as your entire family getting raped and shot in the head.

I'm laughing just thinking about it - your whole family naked in a puddle of blood . Damn thats some good chuckles - especially if you have a kid sister. Whoo-hoo, I may pee my pants. I'd post that dancing banana smiley here but I'm laughing so much I can't concentrate.
Dude thats hillariouse 😆 😆 you should go into stand up. 😆 o man I'm rollin on the floor with uncontrolable laughter

Peeing your pants isn't cool. Because it stinks. Plus, when you pee your pants in bed, it feels like there are two streams of piss, Which feels really awful. Peeing in one's pants' is a horrible thing.

why do you pee in your bed 🤨 and everybodys doing it. be cool. pee your pants! 👆

Originally posted by BackFire
Old people suck. They always think they're right, no matter how stupid their opinion is. They also always think that they deserve respect from younger people, jsut because their skin is ugly and gross. Have you ever touched an old person skin? It feels like a Rhino's vagina.

Old people have no business in commercial, movies, music, or anywhere outside of the retirement home.

"why do you pee in your bed What the f**k? and everybodys doing it. be cool. pee your pants! thumb up"

this conversation has peacefully fizzled out.

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Backfire...why were you finger banging Rhino's 😕

Hey, I have my reasons.

Originally posted by Waggy the Dog
"why do you pee in your bed What the f**k? and everybodys doing it. be cool. pee your pants! thumb up"

this conversation has peacefully fizzled out.

uh, I was, like, eleven. I don't just go around peeing in my pants. It is neither cool or suave, though it is a little funny. But, I still stand firm at my conviction, "this conversation has peacefully fizzled out."

I'm not being seriouse, it was from that movie Billy Madison. ever heard of it

Yes. I hated it. it was too sarcastic for my nature. Sarcastic and Ironic.

Anywho, Waggy is right, this thread is dead. It's gone from talking about old people to pissing yourself. I know, it could be argued that the two go hand in hand, but I'm still going to close it.