what talents do you have?

i bash newbie bashers

I onlyt bash the ones that get banned. Everyone else isn't bashed

thats good
just stating how i fell but bashing newbs
kinda stupid cause we all started out as newbs

Some ppl come here just to get banned. I have no idea y

I always thought that the fact that I can cook really well and play the piano would impress the ladies, but I find that being able to breathe through my ears seems to interest them even moreso 😕 can't imagine why 😈

im good w/photoshop n pc's in general...um, im good at uh...spending money, sleeping...

I have a real talent for stupidity. To be stupid like me takes a real natural born talent!

stupidity is a talent from birth

i can fart like nobodys business.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i can fart like nobodys business.

*farts theme to star wars*

what do you do to blow up the room with that? fart god save the queen?

(edit: changed wrong to room... for obvious reasons)

*farts star spangled banner*

*lights go out*
neat trick 😉

I have a talent for being excrutiatingly hard to kill.

*looks for lighter*

fart in the hole 😱

FIREBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lets create ... ULTIMATE fireball!

fire in the hole