here comes johnny!~
"Hey--wanna see me comb my hair really fast?"
"Hey there, Spanish seniorita. Sprechen se love?"
"Hello, teen hotline. You're boyfriend left ya'? Why, what are you wearin'?"
Hey you sassy thing ....you must be a shrink because only you would know I'm a legend in my own mind.
Hey baby, gimme your address and I'll send you a picture.
I got you a birthday present ....me!
Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things ....me!
Lady: "How many times do I have to tell you I have a boyfriend?!"
Johnny: "Well, you look like the kind of girl that could use two."
"Pardon me, hot sexy mama. If you'd please to take a look at my, (whoosh) Hya, studly bod, (whoosh), then I may have the pleasure of you wanting to be my number-one main squeeze."
"Say there, pretty air mama, didn't you see me in your dreams last night?"
"If loving me is wrong, you don't wanna be right!"
"Man, it must be great being you watching me!"
"Hey babearilla, that a pretty eensie-weensie, teeny-weenie polka-dot thingy you got going there."
"Come and get it, ladies. I'm yours for the takin'!"
"Hey all you hot mamas. Wanna talk to a steamin' hunk of cyber fella?"
"Hey there, cutie pants. Am I as studly as the Statue of David, or what?"
"Oh, baby! I'm going to make your dreams come true!"
"(whoosh)Hya! Dreamy hunk, right here!"
"You wanna frisk me?"
"(shoom)Hey, how'd you like to watch the show in 3-D, sweet thing?"
"Wanna get lost with me (whoosh)?"
"Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, let's roll in the hay."
"I'm gonna say, 'Hey hot mama, wanna go back to my place for a game of Twister?"
"I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine. You're so fine...(whack)."
"Hey there, foxy hygiene girl. (whoosh) I love a babe with minty breath."
"All right. I guess that makes me the object of desire, huh baby?"
Johnny: "Excuse me, miss." Lady: "(gasp!)" Johnny: "How'd you like to paint the town red with a happenin' hipster?"
"Hey there, miss. I'm Johnny B. Wanna spend the day with me?"
"Whoa. Man, you're pretty!"
(at computer)"Hey there, smart mama."
"(sniff, sniff) You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?"
"Say, how 'bout you and me sharin' a soda right now?"
"You're steamin' baby! You too. And you. And you, pretty man. Oh man, time flies when you're having fun."
"I'm a dancer, a romancer, you're a capricorn, i'm a cancer!"(don't those ads of Johnny "hitting" on the viewer crack you up? :+D)
"Wanna feel my muscles? Only a dime a minute!"
Hey baby you look like you've got Bravo fever and I'm just what the doctor ordered!
Hey mama a Bravo a day will keep other men away!
Oh, baby it's time for desert ....how 'bout some Bravo beefcake.
Hey Baby, you want to play some baseball ... I'll even let you steal 2nd.
Oh momma, it's time i let you in on a secret .....I'm Johnny Bravo!
Hey baby, don't walk away ...you're headed in the wrong direction. My house is this way. (slap)
You foxy momma's look like you need a bedtime story ....how about you ladies come back to my place and I'll read you Bravo and the 3 babes. (slap) (slap) (slap)
Hey baby, If this shoe fits then i must be your cinderfella!
Well baby what's it like looking at the man of you're dreams?
That's right baby ....believe it or not ....all the best men aren't married.
Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop (or Johnnypop ...whatever you prefer)?
Oh Momma, I'm so sweet that I've got a mouth full of cavities.