..and told..
Kim Jong Il that
...he asked him if he had any weapons of Mass-destruction...
and he said ..: "No, but I have.."
a terrible case of syphillisand he asked...can you help me....
..to which Britney replied,''My head is cold''...
then it started snowing..
and she said," just a sec, i'll get my hat"..
... and then we can make love right here right NOW!!!...
.... and then a tornado hit ....
and a flying chicken was impaled on a pitchfork
and everyone laughed
then they got impaled
in the bumhole
with a giant celery stick
and they loved it
and then they turned the tv on and ..
watched myth busters
.. where they did cool stuff like...
bondage and biting and blindfold..