Your own slogans for consoles!

Yes! It's the time you all have been waiting for!

Time to come up with your own slogans for your favorite consoles!

This can include systems like the Atari 2600, Game Boy, PS2 etc.

Be funny, sarcastic, serious, a jack-ass, anything!

Here are mine as a few examples.

PS2: The "Everybody" system.

Gamecube: The system directed to a younger audience (but not necassarily kids)

X-Box: The system for cocky American gamers who think Gamecube sucks.

Let's here yours!!!

😱

PC: Kicks all their asses

😛

Lol

or PC: the way FPS were ment to be played!

3DO: "Five Hundred Dollars of Crap on Your Carpet"

Jaguar CD: "The Toilet Bowl of Game Consoles. Literally."

Nintendo Gameboy: "Now Available in Fuschia, Puce, Avocado, Plaid, Paisley, Fluorescent Brown, Eggshell White, Flat White, Glossy White, Pearl, Ivory and Mauve... Collect Them All!"

Nokia N-Gage: "Failing In Ways Virtual Boy Couldn't Possibly Imagine"

Dreamcast: It's NOT thinking!

X-box: It's big! It's green! It's Heavy! and ready to Crash!

PS2: Final Fantasy! Final Fantasy! Final Fantasy! And more Final Fantasy! Thank you fanboys for making us #1 on sales!!!!

Gamecube: HELLO KIDDIES!!!!!

Nintendo: Mario! Mario! Mario! Mario! And more Mario! Thank you fanboys for supporting us for more than a decade! PS2 and their beloved Final Fantasy will never beat us!!!!

PC: Consoles??? HAHAHAHA!!!! We Kick ass!!!

X-Box: The official game console of Nintendo Dissers, Inc. Are you X-TREME enough to handle the X-BOX?!?!?!?

Dreamcast: It's good. It's bad. It's ugly.

Ps2 : the way lamers 'think' it was meant to be played

PS2: Crappy games for crappy people. 😛

XBOX: Our bloated controllers give you arm cramps.

GameCube: You're simply the best; better than all the rest!

Ok so I stole that last one from Tina Turner, sue me biatch! diva