Why did the chicken cross the road?

OK...this is suppose to be a humorous thread, because I swear I can't really think of anything more to talk about, but I want to keep this forum alive and kickin'. 😛 Please don't kill me...but I just really want to laugh right now. 😛

OK..

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"...LOTR style:

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Aragorn: Because the Beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid!

Saruman: He comes to Isengard seeking My Counsel.

Legolas: Ai! Ai! A chicken! A chicken is come!

Sam: He wanted to see the Elves!

Ugluk: Because I, Ugluk, commanded it.

Movie Aragorn: Because he was tracking a band of Uruk-hai westward across the plain.

Boromir: Because he had a riddle that needed answering. He dreamed that a giant wave engulfed his chicken coop, and a voice clucked, "Seek for the egg that was broken, across the road it lies."

Movie Elrond: He is dying- the chicken is dying. His life-force is tied to the road.

Elrond: I looked into the chicken's future and I saw death.
Arwen: But there is also life. You saw there was a chicken! You saw my chicken!

Legolas: To find the sea... *dreamy eyes*

Faramir: NAZGUL!!!

Gandalf: Because I told him to fly, you fool!

Erm..yeah..😛 Don't kill me!! 🙁

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😆 Boromir and gandalf ones are classics!

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😂 nah, that's pretty good 👆 😄

Originally posted by I'm dead...
Boromir: Because he had a riddle that needed answering. He dreamed that a giant wave engulfed his chicken coop, and a voice clucked, "Seek for the egg that was broken, across the road it lies."

Faramir: NAZGUL!!!

Gandalf: Because I told him to fly, you fool!

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KMC Elrond - DOOM! Was chicken's fate to cross the road. Inevitable ✅

KMC Gandalf - because *SOBS* it was surrounded!! ITS SARUMAN!! 😱

Sam - Yummy.

Sauron - There... is... no...chicken... in the Void... only... on the road... I -- SEE -- IT!

Mothy - smmssssmmm

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LOL Exa!! 😆

Originally posted by I'm dead...
OK...this is suppose to be a humorous thread, because I swear I can't really think of anything more to talk about, but I want to keep this forum alive and kickin'. 😛 Please don't kill me...but I just really want to laugh right now. 😛

OK..

[b]"Why did the chicken cross the road?"...LOTR style:

😛

Aragorn: Because the Beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid!

Saruman: He comes to Isengard seeking My Counsel.

Legolas: Ai! Ai! A chicken! A chicken is come!

Sam: He wanted to see the Elves!

Ugluk: Because I, Ugluk, commanded it.

Movie Aragorn: Because he was tracking a band of Uruk-hai westward across the plain.

Boromir: Because he had a riddle that needed answering. He dreamed that a giant wave engulfed his chicken coop, and a voice clucked, "Seek for the egg that was broken, across the road it lies."

Movie Elrond: He is dying- the chicken is dying. His life-force is tied to the road.

Elrond: I looked into the chicken's future and I saw death.
Arwen: But there is also life. You saw there was a chicken! You saw my chicken!

Legolas: To find the sea... *dreamy eyes*

Faramir: NAZGUL!!!

Gandalf: Because I told him to fly, you fool!

Erm..yeah..😛 Don't kill me!! 🙁 [/B]

lmao 🤣 🤣 😆 how long did it take you to come up with that? its classic

LOL..I was bored out of my mind earlier this morning and those ideas just flooded my head. 😛 I was even hesitating to do this thread because I was afraid you guys would kill me. 😖hifty: 😛

nah i think its graet.

😱 It's awesome! 😄

😂 thats hillarious!! 🤣

'Tis indeed.

Personally, the legolas one made me laugh. God these are great, you are a comic genius

Why did the Chicken Crossn the road?

Neo: Because he chose to
Smith: It was purpose the pulled him, that drove him, that guided him
Sock: The chicken didn't cross the road, it was his sock

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Discos: He was too drunk to not cross it
S_B: Because he was too lazy to come up with a 1000 word request to have someone take him across the road

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The Tex (or whoever banned the post ppl): the chicken didn't since it was banned.

Saruman: Sauron wanted him to build an army worthy of Mordor.

Saruman: Hunt them down! You do not know pain; you do not know fear! You shall taste fried chicken!

Movie Pippin: Because we need someone with intelligence on this mission... quest... thing.

Movie Frodo: I think he should get out of the road... get out of the road!

Arwen: Because there is no ship now that will carry him hence.

Denethor: Chicken! Abandon your post and flee for your life!

Gandalf: Because he was a Fool of a Chicken!

Galadriel: Even the wisest cannot tell; for a chicken does many things.

Movie Frodo: What are we holding on to, Sam?
Movie Sam: That there's some chickens in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for!

Gandalf: To have One Chicken to rule them all, One Chicken to find them, One Chicken to bring them all and at the other side of the road bind them.

Legolas: The stars are veiled. Something stirs in the East…a sleepless chicken.

Nienor Niniel: To marry its immediate sibling! Oh, Eru! *leaps into Teiglin...again*

Theoden: Because he would not bring further death to his people.

OK...those aren't very funny..😛