oh yeah well take this
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created by kmc forums a robochocobo Grey fox feceman badsymbiote hostile and freezedom production
METAL GEAR SOLID 4 : the foxes bite
Roy Campbell : fox you and your partner robochocobo have 2 mission objectives once you get to Zanzibar land rescue the hostages hostile and feceman and 2 kill group silverwolf it only has 3 members but each is deadly in their own way
Grey fox : who are they then
Roy Campbell : the first is freezedom his small stature fools people into believing he is a weakling but a master of parallelization he knows every pressure point in a humans body and can near enough paralyze a person with a single touch
robochocobo : number 2 please
Roy campell: badsymbyoite due to contact with an alien entity she has superhuman strength the ability to change her clothes at will able to stick to walls and fire adhesive from her wrists she also has a premature danger sense she is known to seduce her victims before killing them like a spider dragging it,s pray into the net
Grey fox: and the third
Roy Campbell : snake is getting that info now
solid snake( walks down the ships stairs into the debriefing room): and out last happy little member is revolver ocelot aka my brother liquid snake so be careful both of them are as dangerous as hell and both are the leaders of silverwolf
Roy campell :good now get ready for your aerial landing and god speed
...¿por qué estoy el ir en una misión del comando? ¿y por qué estos hombres extraños están enganchando un paracaídas a mi superior robusteza? ¿No sé lanzarse en paracaídas... heck, por qué soy español de discurso?
*men hoock up a parachute to robo chocobo*
Grey fox: this should be fun*looking at me*
roy:LAUNCH ALL ZERO WING, IN NAME OF GREAT JUSTICE!!
Snake: your doing a great service for the world, godspeed
¡cNo HABLO ESPAÑOL!!! ¡CAYÚDEME!!!! ¡CESPERE, NINGÚN ZAFAN EL PARACAÍDAS!! ¡cNo DESEO MORIR!!! * gets pushed out airplane* ¡COH NINGUNA AYUDA YO!!!
Snake: you understand a word it said?
Roy:not a word.
grey fox:trust me it's better that way.
*geronimo*
Fox: SNAKE!!!
*falls out of sight*
Roy: is it just me or did that sound alot like the guy in the mgs2: SOL ad?
Snake:indubitably
grey fox : *pulls parachute cord*
grey fox slowl floats down wheras hsi 'partner' falls flat on her ass (i thinkyoure a she)
grey fox: stealth cameo activate *invisible* *walks up to a gaurd and pulls out a socom*
genome soldier 1 : hey look a gun,s floating mid air *gun shot* uhhhhhhh
genome soldier2: dude theres a laser pointign ayt my privates *gunshot* even though it isn,t a major death point i am still dying uhhhhhhh
grey fox: move your ass chocobo