WHat if you had a symbiote

okay that avatar is REALLY staring to annoy me...just as much as your sig pic.

Shame on you, Robo!!! Conduct unbecoming!!! You are better than that.

And then there's the unresolved matter of you not answering my question.

"WE'RE TRYING TO CATER TO YOU, AND YOUR INCESSANT CHANGES IN WHIM, BUT YOU'RE MAKING IT SO HARD FOR US! AND LEAVE ARACHNOIDFREAK ALONE, OR WE'LL SIC HIM ON YOU!!"

Sorry. my "other" gets carried away sometimes. But I echo the sentiment.

"HERE IS A PIC THAT EFFECTIVELY PORTRAYS OUR LEVEL OF IRRITATION AND SURPRISE AT YOUR LACK OF HOSPITABILITY. FOR SHAME."

doesnt he mean spinal fluid?

im sorry. im just grumpy due to the crziness and off topicness of every thing. oh and..if this stuff bugged you dont go to female symbiote pics...i think im turning it into a fascist state.

No, not spinal fluid, he wants the entire spine.

but that kinda doesnt make sense.......and besides how could he"suck" anything i mean he doesnt have any lips to suck with. all he has is a mouth full of teeth without lips.

how do you know have you been kissing him i dont think bad symbiote or her other would like it if they knew you were makng out with her man mwahahaah let the craziness cntinue

Yes, the entire cord. Suck it out as if it were a piece of angel-hair pasta. S--Slurp!!!!!

All motor and brain function, just gone. Quick and (relatively) painless.

It's Ok, I'm kinda cranky, too, robo, but I gave you ample opportunity to take command here. Can't say I didn't try to both please and placate you. Take the advice you gave me last night, Chicky, and get some sleep. And I don't think you're a fascist. Me still lovey you.

( i am just mucking around in this post just something my twisted mind occasionaly does)

mmmm brains oh god hell symbyotes are following me now i am all up for bonding but come onim a cyber ninja i dont need this s**t help *grabs badsybiote and starts shaking her* tell them to go away

suck it out like spagetti noodles and such.

If I had a symbiote, I'd hunt down the mother****er that cancelled Farscape, and wrap the symbiote around his body. Then I'd snap all the bones in his body and leave him a bloodied, twitching mess. And laugh while doing it.

^ I'd do the same to Bryan Singer 😬

Originally posted by ÞÁØlå
^ I'd do the same to Bryan Singer 😬

Why? You owe that dude for two of the best comic movies yet.

😄 good news everyone......FARSCAPE MINI SERIES IS COMING TO SCI FI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!! 💃
TELL THE WORLD 📱

FARSCAPE:The Peacekeeper wars

Originally posted by Hostile
Why? You owe that dude for two of the best comic movies yet.

Right, but I think she's implying that she wants him to do X3, instead of Superman.

Originally posted by badsymbiote
Right, but I think she's implying that she wants him to do X3, instead of Superman.

Kinda sucks 🙁 But still, dont kill the dude until he's done Logan's Run. I seriously NEED that movie.

helloooo new farscape.....

It's a "mini series" dude... I hardly class that to be "new Farscape" 🙁

hey anything is better than nothing. and mini series dont just happen with no follow up...if you get what im sayin

Take the Battlestar Galactica Mini, it is now a full running series, although a remade and slightly different than the original. Farscape will return SciFi will make it happen. Nothing to worry about.

Is being off topic allowed in these two threads or are we lucky?

I will post what I would do if I had a Symbiote after I work out all the details.

heck i dont care. i did make tis thread...but psylocke over there does seem itchin to whoop our buts.....

anyway, i would...use a symbiote to swing around a big city and getthe police chasin after me, until i change my identity, and walk away^^