porn star name

I thought pornstar names are like:

Ben Dover
Mike Hunt
Seymour Pussy
etc.

If I used my first pet, I'd be Biscuit Loose. If I used my street, I'd be Beaverhillview Loose.

Cuddles Silva

Biggles Tarrant

Shadow Arredondo.

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some of these are classic

Holy Oh Hell, I'd be:

Cuddles O'Brien

I guess I'd be doing gay porn.

Max Daniel

Gizmo Fitszimmons

Blacky Beacon

Originally posted by Moosey
Holy Oh Hell, I'd be:

Cuddles O'Brien

I guess I'd be doing gay porn.

Originally posted by SpaceMonkey
Blacky Beacon

AHHAHAHAHH

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Yours was cuddles too? Mine was a hamster

AHHAHAHAHH

Mine was a poodle. Stinky ****er too.

so cuddles wasnt a very fitting name for it then eh?

Originally posted by Mairuzu
so cuddles wasnt a very fitting name for it then eh?

Shittles would have been better. White fur but it was yellowy brown..

Well, actually we had two pets when I was a baby. The other one was Noodles, a poodle. So then I'd be Noodles Loose. That sounds more like an insane asylum name than a porn star name.

Haha, but then your porn name would have been even worse

Originally posted by Davehead
Well, actually we had two pets when I was a baby. The other one was Noodles, a poodle. So then I'd be Noodles Loose. That sounds more like an insane asylum name than a porn star name.

penis on the loose! ready to attack!

SHITTLES O'BRIEN

Cougar White

Originally posted by Mairuzu
sounds like you have a loose penis

penis on the loose! ready to attack!

One time my uncle went for a doctor's appointment with a doctor named Hore, and so the nurse came out and started calling, "Loose, Hore? Loose, Hore?" My uncle was laughing pretty hard.

But I agree. Beware my penis.