Spiderman Pic Captions

Peter: "I bet he's giving her the tongue"

Ock: "Tonight I'm gonna get laid"

Aunt May: This better be a result of being alone in there, Peter!!!

Yeah, you'd think there'd be more blood...

Shocker: Ahhh! My nuts!
Spiderman: Hehe! you'll be feeling that one for a week!

They SO ripped off this scene in Species 2.