Gandalf the White vs. Dr. Strange

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Gandalf the White vs. Dr. Strange

hmmmm......this battle has been plaguing my mind for weeks....

gandalf is lame he would die.

Gandalf doesn't use his power like Dr. Strange does. Dr. Strange takes this one, he can walk between dimensions and do all kinds of other crazy crap. Gandalf can...um...die and come back to life.

yeah i originally thought Dr. Strange would have this one

Gandalf is all like "UHHH! I am the white wizard! Look at me be all magical" And then all he ever does is hit you with his wussy staff. Dr. Strange takes it in a heart beat.

this is true

yes, gandalf is outclassed here.

BUT gandalf the white defeated saruman AND held off an entire army of Uruk-Hai by himself AND singly-handidly defeated the Balrog

Puh-leeze. You know that new Marvel series Witches? Dr. Strange gathers 3 witches to help fend off some demon shit. 5 will get you 10 that he's orchestrated the whole demon shit just to get hot poon from the 3 witch hotties.

However, Dumbledore could take out both Dr. Strange and Gandalf at the same time, with one hand tied behind his back. While eating crap flavored jelly beans.

lol ...i'm not going to try and explain Gandalfs power to you guys but all i gotta say is do not underestimate Gandalf. The only person who could defeat him would be Sauron and they made him look like a wuss in the movies.... just like they did to Gandalf. There is a reason why he is the Dark Lord.

Dr.Strange all the way, Gandalf only showed minimal magic powers and Saruman wsnt a big deal either and Strange couldve done better against the Urukai and Please dont even bring Dumb-ledore into this, he only has kiddie tricks, What has he really done in the HP movies, nothing, DR.Strange could beat all 3 at the same time!

Originally posted by ScarletSpider
5 will get you 10 that he's orchestrated the whole demon shit just to get hot poon from the 3 witch hotties

what are you talking about?

You know what I'm talking about. Dr. Strange is all like, "Help, help! Great evils assault our mortal world!" Then he's all like, "I need 3 hottie witches to help defeat it!". But the great evils are really just Wong playing with a flashlight, some cardboard cutouts, and tinfoil. Then he's all like "Hey witch hotties! You beat the evil guys! Time for a nice refreshing inhibition lifting spell!" Then he gets his mack on with all the witch hotties. At least that's how I'd write it. Damn, I should go into comics.

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Lol, what you don't like it?

sounds....hot drool

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offtopic

Fine then, we can redirect the conversation. Gandalf vs. Strange in the realm of scoring. Dr. Strange with my witches ploy obviously gets more play, Gandalf is all like "I'm old" and the girls go to pansy voiced Aragorn. "I am Aragorn, king of men, and soprano singing voices! *frolics*"

no! my offtopic was directed towards me...