deep dark secrets revealed

Originally posted by Baylin
No it just means I was born a man! My doctor was really talented! 😄

Mine too 🥷 maybe it was the same one, I seem to recall my mother saying something about me being a illegitamate child in Europe 😊

ok, that's one off my back... and you know that Sublime song called "Romeo", with the line "sloppy drunk sex on a saturday night" in it? I was the inspiration for that song 😮

Originally posted by silent_kisses
Mine too 🥷 maybe it was the same one, I seem to recall my mother saying something about me being a illegitamate child in Europe 😊

Hmm! Do you ever get an overwhelming urge to chase balls and attack postmen?
Oh and I was more of an illiterate child in Europe. But hey its nearly the same... 😕 😄

i eat dogs as a sacrifical ceremony to the godly Darth Revan.

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what hot dogs or corn dogs...*gulps!*

no dogs as in the one in ur sig and avatar. next sacrifice is in a couple of minutes. DR which dog shall we sacrifice? 😂

hmm... I like the avatar one better ✅ 😈

alright. then its settled. in 2 minutes (about) we will sacrifice it.

You wouldnt like me I'm old and grisely!

thats perfect! lol

I'm really a squirrel out to take over the world and gnaw your ankles 😐

I love big bird 😮

Originally posted by Trinity_Matrix
I'm really a squirrel out to take over the world and gnaw your ankles 😐

lord help us 😐

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to who ever reads this...

I am your conscience

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yes serve your master well ^

I had a chocolate fudge sunday pop-tart for breakfast!...i can't believe i told you guys that! 😛

What other dark secrets do I have?

O' yeah...I was a mentor to second grade kids.

If word got out that I did that, it would ruin my image.