if...

...you were the sole survivor of a plane crash with everyone present on KMC and had to choose some1 to eat in order to live,who would be the lucky one?

I would eat Tex, after all that grooming and pampering he would be soft, tender, and most likely smell good too ✅

😂

the least charred one 😖

Originally posted by silent_kisses
I would eat Tex, after all that grooming and pampering he would be soft, tender, and most likely smell good too ✅

😆 and what about the taste 😑

DeNiro, because then I wouldn't have to eat again for several weeks, thereby certifying my survival until rescued. Despite the chewy, sinewy texture.

somebody nice and fat and juicy... like Irene... drool

j/k of course... I would never eat you Irene ❌

Originally posted by Darth Revan
somebody nice and fat and juicy... like Irene... drool

j/k of course... I would never eat you Irene ❌

You called me fat cry *goes off to Dairy Queen* crybaby

big mistake Nivek, using the words 'fat' and 'Irene' in the same sentence ❌

Yeah, I'd eat Deniro first!

But not before rubbing down his entire muscular body in hot butter and oil! 😮‍💨

To marinate it of course! 😗

Dairy Queen... drool

Originally posted by Darth Revan
Dairy Queen... drool

You're on my ignore list now, you too Sam cry

Originally posted by Darth Revan
Dairy Queen... drool

toothache cry

Originally posted by "The Tex"
Yeah, I'd eat Deniro first!

But not before rubbing down his entire muscular body in hot butter and oil! 😮‍💨

To marinate it of course! 😗

Don't forget to slap on some thick greasy syrup on the legs for dessert

I'm sorry Irene 🙁 will you forgive me? cry

Irene sacrifice him!

Originally posted by Deathblow
Don't forget to slap on some thick greasy syrup on the legs for dessert

you've corrupted my not-so-innocent mind 🙁

Originally posted by HockeyHorror
Irene sacrifice him!

nooooooo!!

Originally posted by Darth Revan
I'm sorry Irene 🙁 will you forgive me? cry

No, you called me fat, to a girl that's the ultimate jab through the heart cry

Originally posted by HockeyHorror
Irene sacrifice him!

I like how you think 👿