F*cked up things to say to your roommate. (read at your own risk)

Feel free to add to the list!

1. "Hey dude, I just thought I should tell you. The interior walls of your cat's vagina have bumps all over them." 😮

ummm thats a bit lame

So is your mom.

😄

How nice of you...

Thanks! 😛

😄

Anytime 😄

Tell you mom my names sauron.

Shes knows its sauron,

well she was calling me 'faster' the other day

😉 Nice one!

Here's another ****ed up thing to say to your roommate . . . "Hey dude, can I please borrow your pubic hair trimmer?" 😖

look man this has been on my mind all day, i came onto your sister.

you can flirt with my sister dude!

i meant literally....

😑 😂

😛

"Dude, I hope you don't mind, but I've been using your cheese grater to scratch my poison oak rash. Oh, and I've also been using your tooth brush to clean the toe jam from my feet."

😘

Roomate: this apple juice must be outta date.

You: well get some more, help me find my urine sample first though...

"Hey dude, your girlfriend called for you. I told her you were out with like five naked chicks and stuff."

hey i saw your mom last night

yeah, where?

strip club

my mom was in a strip club *laughs*? What was she doing there

Stripping...

immature little #$%*@) that have nothing better to do, then think of lame mom jokes

cry im not little...

😂 🙄