Don't you hate it when........

when you get arrested for thwacking some idiot in the checkout line?

don't you just hate it when some idiot who is behind you in the checkout queue Thwacks you with the one magazine they have, just because they were too slow to get ahead of you when you're doing your weekly shop.

hmmm.... no, I break their nose in return 😊

even when it's a woman? remember the Joey rule 'Never hit a woman'.

but I'm not Italian, nor Joey... nor do I have friends

btw yerssot.....Han Solo called and he asks that you return Leia from when you snuck out the other day with her.....and no you didnt get Padme, SMX outbid ya. 😉

I'm holding her hostage till I get Padme

you'll have to speak to the Sith but somehow I doubt you'll be getting her without some serious force usage! 😉

Yes, *prepares force lightning*

SMX
😎

I hate it when people complain ✅

people complain about you complaining when ya just feel like bitching?
hehehehehe spear you crack me up! 🙂

don't you hate it when SMX steals the girl 🙁

i h8 it wen ppl pretend 2 b dumb!!

I dont hate many things

well I think "hate" is meant metaphorically, as in, dislike 😖

so, I hate it when people nag/are miserable/ungrateful
I hate it when there's no hot water left in the shower and you have to wait, like, 30 minutes 😠 😛
I hate it when people have high expectations
and lastly I hate it when I'm in a hurry and everyone remembers to phone me or talk to me this very minute I gotta rush 🙁

*takes notes*
*sends it to all your friends with the title "bully her"*

*burns notes before you send them*

email dear, email 😄

I just heard they're gonna pour all the hot water away already

email virus, dear, email virus 😄

now it's summer, hot water's unlimited 😊

I got a virusscanner , dear, virusscanner 😄

you just stand outside with a can huh