Blast guys, don't make me come over there
http://home.earthlink.net/~mgcfamily/audio/lightsaber.wav
*Darth Surgent falls to the floor; his arm several meters away from him. At first glance, he is crying, but as they approach, they find that he is indeed laughing.*
Hmmm Hmmm hmmm hah ha ha ha ha!! You think that I will learn humility from a lost arm. How about this for power.
*Surgent begins screaming wildly and is writhing in pain. He shouts so loud that all of the glass in the Temple is shattered. It is then apparent to all that Surgent is growing a new arm.*
Don't worry, I'll buy a new stock of liquor for the Temple. Now, where were we.
*Surgent picks up his second lightsaber, attacks the Mechanical Maul and slices him into a dozen pieces.*