The Temple

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*heads off*

*comes back 20 minutes later, parts in tow* I've got the goods, and *extracts crystal from pocket* one of these as well. Hope y'know how to use it 😊

A red one I'm presuming JP?

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Originally posted by §pearhead
*heads off*

*comes back 20 minutes later, parts in tow* I've got the goods, and *extracts crystal from pocket* one of these as well. Hope y'know how to use it 😊

20 minutes????? good grief did you teleport? thats clear across the bloody galaxy! 😱 and No Sith im goin deep Purple!

You have joined me in the dark side for the next 20 something hours. The rule forbids a color that is not red. But....I suppose I can make this exception seeing that it's only for a day.

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unless you'd like your head handed to you on a plate I suggest you make the exception 🤨 giljotiini

How dare you speak to your master that way, forget your merge with the dark side for one day, I'm am setting you free on that attitude, 😛 and Yerssot, unfortuantely, the deal is off now.

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Jedi Priestess HAS NO MASTER!!!........and for your trechery you will pay Sith!

Muahahaha....just try me! 👿

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No, wait never mind Yerssot, all you have to do is agree, say that I officially am giving you Leia in her slave outfit in return for Padme, and this deal will be official. 😊

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Erm......someone needs to go down to Los Isley and pick up yoda 😑

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and Id appreciate it if someone would tell me how to post a picture in my post 🙁

Jedi Priestess HAS NO MASTER!
hmm from the sith infiltrator I watch how JP refuse to be a Beast Of Burden

FIN!!!!!!! I was worried.......thought perhaps a problem you had in your dealings with Dooku......

ok this is the info we have on yoda, I think the picture explains it all. Someone needs to go out there and clean up this mess. 😠

FIN!!!!!!! I was worried.......thought perhaps a problem you had in your dealings with Dooku......
he is still recharging with that tube up his butt so............... maybe I should look into if he might be fulled up by now

ok now thats a visual I so didnt need 😘

or so you claim

guess I kick back have a glen dagobah ale and watch Dooku unplugged later on 😈 😱

well I see no one has went out to take care of the yoda incident....and I have meetings most of the dy in the fedi temple...I would highly suggest someone hed out to Los Isley before he burns it dowwn, 😉

To Kinks melody Lola
"I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
where it bubbles all the time
like a giant carbonated soda,
S O D A, soda.

I saw the little runt/wimp sitting there on a log.
I asked him his name
and in a raspy voice he said Yoda,
Y O D A, Yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda.

Well, I've been around but I ain't never seen
a guy who looks like a Muppet
but he's wrinkled and green,
Oh my Yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda.

Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
how he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
oh my Yoda.
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Well, I left home just a week before,
and I've never ever been a Jedi before
but Obi-Wan he set me straight of course,
He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force."

Well, I'm not the kind that'll argue with Ben
So it looks I'm gonna start all over again
with my Yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

So I used the force,
I picked up a box,
I lifted some rocks,
Well I stood on my head,
Well I won't forget what Yoda said.
He said "Luke, stay away from the darker side,
and if you start to go astray let the Force be your guide."
Oh my Yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda.

"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed.
But, remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed"
Oh my Yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
so I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess.
But I know that I'll be coming back some day
I'll be playing this part till I'm old and grey.

The Long-term contract I hadda sign
says I'll be making these movies till the end of time
with my Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda" - Weird Al Yancovic

I'm speechless. Did you come up with that on your own?

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