The CAPTION Game

I post a pic and you write a funny caption for the pic, it can be what they are thinking,saying,etc.

I just wet my pants

'Arwen's ass....hmmm....'

does my bum look big in this tunic?

"God Damn I knew Aragorn shouldnt have stopped at the Argonath to cook some bean soup!"

'awww crap i forgot my tampons....'....

i am so toasted

"..Am i stoned or did Gimli just cut one?.."

'why is Aragorn doing that...WITH A GIRL....i thought i was the one....'

"What in the holy hell!?!?!?"

what about this one?

'i really fancy that bird over there...'

"A turkey and a pig mixed together...what would that make? purkey?"
(lame)

"Ive always found turkeys slightly arousing 😕"

"Ahh...6 bottles of whisky, a bean burrito, cigarette....this is how squirrels secretly live."

'that bird looks rather tastey(in a non food way)....' lol

"The good life."

"refill!"

'no im not an alcaholic squirrel......its just...water...?'

"can i have my nuts back now?"