At first, I thought Big Boss - but he spends his life mostly in pain, becomes a "treacherous" criminal, then his son kills him.
Then I thought "Solid Snake" - but after seeing MGS4 pics, there's no way I'd want to end up looking like J. Jonah Jameson from the Daily Bugle in Spider-Man.
So, after much thought, it's gotta be Super Mario. The guy eats mushrooms all day, goes on trips to fight a big magic dragon in a colourful land full of turtles, and bullets with faces. Becomes a fireball launching maniac when he licks his special flower and kicks ass all day. Then he gets poontang at the end of every adventure.
Gotta be Mario.
Originally posted by Red Superfly
At first, I thought Big Boss - but he spends his life mostly in pain, becomes a "treacherous" criminal, then his son kills him.Then I thought "Solid Snake" - but after seeing MGS4 pics, there's no way I'd want to end up looking like J. Jonah Jameson from the Daily Bugle in Spider-Man.
😂 Good point.