Howard the duck VS Spiderman

No... Not against howard the duck. His cigar would be all over her old saggy ass.

aunt may is pretty tough. i remembe in may of 95 she knocked out evander holifield in the bloodiest street battles of all time. evender would have gladly given up both ears to get out of that.

Howard... The duck? Howard... The duck? Being beaten by her! I told you his cigar would so be all over her. He knows freggin quack fu for crying out loud! Quack Fu!

Sorry, Aunt May rules supreme.

Aunt may? No... NO. I KNOW HOWARD WOULD BE ALL OVER HIS ASS WITH HIS CIGAR.

Thats right. I said HIS.

uncle ben would use his deadness to take everyone out.

LOL

Screw that i say howard is such a pimp that after beating spiderman he makes mary jane his back alley money maker but turning tricks. Hell he even puts aunt may on the street for those guys who like MATURE woman. He starts pimpin them out at the X-manison. LOL wolverine wants a woman closer to his age so him and Aunt may.....

OMG! lol

Howard did beat dracula...

Sorry, Aunt May reigns supreme.

Dude, enough of that.
Honestly, Howard is a pretty cool hero, in the fact being hes a duck who is an expert at quack fu, hes not a bad fighter... He freggin killed dracula!

Sorry, Aunt May reigns supreme.

can aunt may jump into a lake and come out dry? all ducks can, beat that amazing feat.

She sure can! You think all of those wrinkles are there so she can look good? Those keep her dry my friend. 😉

aunt may vs howard the duck only in america!!!!!!!

i cant bealive i bothered to post on the howard thing i realize no how unfunny it was. i would like to apolgize to all who read it.

spidey his film actually got a sequal.