Rex's Bar and Grill

Started by Vinny Valentine349 pages

*cough*Rexhasnovagina*Cough* ermm

'Tis true, I do not have a vagina. hmm

what?

Originally posted by Captain REX
'Tis true, I do not have a vagina. hmm

You wish you did.

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hed look like this

Princess Peach is a wimp. I'd be Daisy.

Anyways, Rex has returned from his week-long mountainous trip. 😱

Originally posted by Captain REX
Princess Peach is a wimp. I'd be Daisy.

Anyways, Rex has returned from his week-long mountainous trip. 😱


Did you destroy the One ring as I told you?

Originally posted by Captain REX
Princess Peach is a wimp. I'd be Daisy.

Anyways, Rex has returned from his week-long mountainous trip. 😱

Mt. Doom?

Originally posted by Captain REX
Princess Peach is a wimp. I'd be Daisy.

Anyways, Rex has returned from his week-long mountainous trip. 😱

Rex, It's me. It's your Sam!

Originally posted by TOH
Rex, It's me. It's your Sam!

Did you have your 'taters yet today? hmm

Well, I do seem to recall eating 'taters while lava flooded into my cabin... hmm

Captain Sex is back faint

It's true, I am. 😱

*eats pasta*

*eats air*

Tasty.

Air tastes like breathing. 😐

Poignant and concise SEX! detective

🥷

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