Rex's Bar and Grill

Started by ssj4goku349 pages

yeah so whats wrong with me wanting something to drink trust me i work at night get off in the mourning and i would like to have something to drink before i go to bed 🍺

Bar's not open yet, it's only quarter to 10. I think breakfast might be being served, though.

well in that case silve will you be my waitress you seem hott 😂 and i tip big 😎 please

Hell'oh people.

😛 What do you want?

Heya Moose.

lets see can i have you 😂 J/K i want the grand slam breakfast with three pancakes three eggs 3 sausages and bacon grilled ham and well three slices of toast and three more pancakes and well since i am hungry four more eggs and some hasbrowns

I've been out driving 😄

Driving is fun...😄 Except when the other people on the road don't know how to drive and refuse to even go the speed limit...I hate that...

*brings Goku his food* Order enough? 😛

*backs away from SS (TM)*

no but here ya go hers the money for the food and heres a 100 dollar bill for looking so sweet . (picks up fork and starts eating) this should last me about two hours i have a extremely high metabolism so this will be burned off while i sleep and when i get up i will probably go out to eat and order twice as much 😎

Oooh, money 😄

What? I'm a good driver, Spike...I just get irratated with other people who don't know how to drive...last week I nearly got hit because some moron ran a redlight.

what spike i am 5 10 i weigh 145 pounds and well that is 20 pounds under the normal limit but when i eat i do eat and well its that it takes that much food to help me gain at least a pound

damn i almost got hit from behind in my 1980 z28 camaro when some idiot in fronto of me decided to slam on his brakes and the guy behind me was talking on the phone so i floored it went around the guy who was turning and the guy behind me slammed into the guy turning

Yeah but I don't know how to use the road and I almost hit people...although that was because they didn't indicate 😠

Well you're still learning to drive, Spike, so you have an excuse 😛 People who already have their licenses do not.

I, however, drive over an hour everyday to and from college...

well if you ever liseten to mark the shark he gave driving lesson on the radio for all the idiots who been driving for a while i mean he was putting people down.
this is one of the things he said.
1> see that little stick that has arrows on it beside the steering wheel its called a blinker useem

another one was he was putting down the people who drive and either talk on the phone or are driving and putting make-up on while doing so he said. " heres and idea for all you morons out there putting on make up aand or talking on the phone dont do it if your gonna talk on the phone pull over in a gas station or a parking lot and its called getting up a half hour earlier than you mormally do to put on that make up, besides whats the big deal make up on fat ugly people dont really help you look any more attractive it just give more people reason to stare at your uglyness and man me my self thought that last statement he made was just wrong. oh well i did laugh though cause it was also funny.

gois 😛

heh

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