The Virtual Stapler

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The Virtual Stapler

http://www.virtualstapler.com/

I could do this for hours!!! 😆

oh dear god droolio

that is just amazing

read the stapler poetry cry

it's soooooooooo romantic 😍

Oh my god.....I know its sad to say.....but that was fun!

STAPLER
by Donna Bechar

Stapler
it's an enabler
launching its disciples
on their mission of
holding together
whatever must be
brought close
in a more permanent relationship
not like those temporary paper clips
with their tentative grasp
of the concrete

Staple
the root is the bread of life
sustenance
like sheets of paper
sustaining worlds of words
holding together communities
cities, nations

To staple
teams and dreams
reams of themes
and seams

Stapled
seams that held together
my father's chest
after doctors blazed trails and rerouted roads
to his heart
for deliverance of
that red surging staple of life

Staples
their Frankenstein look deceptive
as they welded flesh
coaxing tissue to bond once more
their removal leaving only a hint
of their heroic deed

cry

lol quite amusing but I got bored after like 4mins

Cool

😂 oh man i'm throwin out my game system so i can play this stapling game all day

😂

"He tried to take my Swingline stapler... my red Swingline... But I didn't let him... and I... and he moved me three times..."

Originally posted by Darth Revan
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"He tried to take my Swingline stapler... my red Swingline... But I didn't let him... and I... and he moved me three times..."

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Where has this site been all my life 😄 😂

Originally posted by Darth Revan
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"He tried to take my Swingline stapler... my red Swingline... But I didn't let him... and I... and he moved me three times..."

😂 milton from office space

Originally posted by Forcizzle
😂 milton from office space

"i think im gonna... burn the (mumbles)" 🤣

office space...classic 🤣

a staple-less stapler..? what is this new kind of devilry?