The OFFICIAL SOCIAL Thread - Welcome to The Three Broomsticks

you would what?

i would give you to him and i would get the man eating squirrels for 3800 galleons...

😑 unbeliveable....
you traded me to Phantom for 3800 galleons?!
I'm worth more than that! besides, he claimed me a month ago at least.

yes...it was a lot better than 900 galleons...

I am appalled.
where's Phantom? I want to discuss his buisness dealings

and i am writing a book called 1001 ways to fool an idiot...
reason #1.) you don't need to try hard.

brilliant

#2.) use big words and they'll do whatever you want.

do you actually have 1001 things?

#3.) idiots don't know how much something is worth, so use big numbers then they are pleased.

you don't, do you

#1001.) when in doubt get another idiot.

and that is #1001 ways to trick in idiot with only 4 easy steps.

you have too much spare time

fool me once shame on you...fool me twice shame on me.

right

that is my new favorite saying...

oh
why do you have the same thing stated twice in your sig?

it is supposed to be in ELVISH not in english!

and why isn't it

dunno. i can't read it on my computer!