The OFFICIAL SOCIAL Thread - Welcome to The Three Broomsticks

stop crying

stop being mean to saratn

stop crying

stop being mean to saratn!

when you stop being annoying, I'll stop being mean

saratn isn't annoying

you are when you start crying

saratn does not cry

you do to

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hey guys! Your one and only Phantom is back! Maybe not as much as I use to, but I'm back batches!

yay!

SARATN HAS LEARNED SOMETHING NEW

what?

THAT IT ISN'T A GOOD IDEA FOR SARATN TO JUMP OFF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING, WITH NO PARACHUTE, AND TO SEE IF HE COULD FLY.

I told you not to

DO YOU THINK SARATN ACTUALLY LISTENED?

obviously not

IT WENT THROUGH ONE EAR, AND OUT THE OTHER.

*looks in his ear*
hey! there's a little sign in there! it says..This Space for Rent

TELL THE OWNER THAT SARATN WOULD LIKE TO RENT IT.