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Oh... you're welcome then. It was nothing though... I would have done it for anyone.

Righty

Originally posted by d-fly_girl008
Oh... you're welcome then. It was nothing though... I would have done it for anyone.

What did you do?

Munch: Miss Webber was told to disrobe, put her feet up in stirrups, and try to picture David Hasselhoff on Baywatch.
Defense Attorney: Objection! Your honor, this witness is not qualified to testify on the treatment for hysteria.
Munch: Actually, sir, I am. Up until 1952, hysteria was one of the mostcommonly diagnosed illnesses among women. The medical treatment was hysterical peroxism.
Court Reporter: Could the witness spell that?
Munch: O-R-G-A-S-M
Defense: Objection! Would it surprise you to learn that, historically, the onus fell upon physicians to bring about the relief of these ladies' symptoms?
Prosecution: Your honour, please instruct counsel to withold his questions until cross.
Munch: I don't mind, your honour. In fact, I believe the manual version of this treatment dates back to Hippocrates and was attested to right up until the Middle Ages, up until the 1890s, when the vibrator was invented to speed things along.
Prosecution and Defense: (in unison) Objection!
Judge: Sustained.
Prosecution: Detective, is this practice currently against the law?
Munch: Yes. And so is videotaping it.

Originally posted by Switch_Init
Thank you! notworthy

To d-fly

Demonic explains instead of rescue...

Yeah well I was trying to teach you.

There's a saying, 'if you give a man a fish, you are giving him lunch for one day, but if you teach him how to fish, you are providing him with food for the rest of his life'

Wha' the? 🤨

Your watching Law and Order, aren't you?

I'm reading quotes from SVU

fin: Why do we always get stuck looking for the needle in the haystack?
munch: Yeah, it's reminds me of the Easter egg hunts of my youth.
fin: Your family's Jewish, you guys don't hide eggs.
munch: I know, all those mindless hours of searching.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Yeah well I was trying to teach you.

There's a saying, 'if you give a man a fish, you are giving him lunch for one day, but if you teach him how to fish, you are providing him with food for the rest of his life'

I heard that saying before! 😱 I like that saying but I don't like fish! Hehe!

Originally posted by l.saratn
I'm reading quotes from SVU

fin: Why do we always get stuck looking for the needle in the haystack?
munch: Yeah, it's reminds me of the Easter egg hunts of my youth.
fin: Your family's Jewish, you guys don't hide eggs.
munch: I know, all those mindless hours of searching.

That was funny.....It was suppose to be funny right?

Opps! Sorry I didn't notice I had double posted!

Yes it was 😛

Yeah, but you might want to save the person's life before you teach them!! *watches as the building collapses*

Interesting...

*re-duct tapes Saratn's mouth shut*

Originally posted by d-fly_girl008
Yeah, but you might want to save the person's life before you teach them!! *watches as the building collapses*

I know, but I can't do two things at once.

. . .Thats not at once. Its first save, then teach.

So you save first and teach later!!

Fin Tutuola: Alright. Nice dress.
Olivia Benson: Yeah, well, it was a nice date. Where's Munch?
Fin Tutuola: He rang in sick.
Olivia Benson: He's such a hypochondriac. How many times has he had anthrax this week?

*UNDUCT TAPES SARATAN'S MOUTH* He's funny and I'm depressed! Keep at it Saratn!

Great, the Broomsticks is broken again!!

Munch: There's a special place in hell for that pus-sucking gangrenous malignancy of a mental amoeba.
Cragen: Somebody stole your parking space again, didn't they?

Why are you depressed 🙁

Originally posted by l.saratn
Munch: There's a special place in hell for that pus-sucking gangrenous malignancy of a mental amoeba.
Cragen: Somebody stole your parking space again, didn't they?

Why are you depressed 🙁

My mom. It's okay though don't worry. It's my problem.