I think I'm Jesus.

Started by Tired Hiker5 pages
Tired Hiker El Bastardo

When you eat the body of Christ, hence, Communion, you become one with Jesus. Hence, you are God. You are God in human form, mind you. ✅

silver_tears Senior Member

You can never be God, you become a part of God when you consume communion, but claiming you are God is blasphemous.

Tired Hiker El Bastardo

I am God! 😱

Tired Hiker El Bastardo

I can't wait for this thread to get closed. 😄

Dr. Gonzo Popsicle canibal

It will close soon.

Tired Hiker El Bastardo
Originally posted by Dr. Gonzo
It will close soon.

Wanna place bets as to when? 😄

shellie ubuntu

😱 actually we all are god . we all are tiny peices that make up one god/godess .

Tired Hiker El Bastardo
Originally posted by shellie
😱 actually we all are god . we all are tiny peices that make up one god/godess .

Absolutely! 😊

shellie ubuntu

😖mart:

N0SFERATU Lucifer

I say we cricify TH to check this out

yerssot Senior Member

why should we bother? we all know the beatles are bigger than jesus

N0SFERATU Lucifer

Ahh but they didn't do a comeback gig at easter

Tired Hiker El Bastardo

bump!

Sometimes I just bump my own threads because I'm a stuck up snob! 🙂

AOR The King

no2, well whatever bet was made, you won it. BTW TTH, what religion are you if I may ask?

countfroggy SKEET SKEET SKEET!

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I think I am Jesus Christ. Technically, it can't be true. But I keep getting these reoccurring throbbing pains in my hands and feet. It must be soreness from my Crucifixion in my past life. 😬

it is probably the way you used your hand the previous night with yourself

BlackSunshine Do what you want to do

Re: I think I'm Jesus.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I think I am Jesus Christ. Technically, it can't be true. But I keep getting these reoccurring throbbing pains in my hands and feet. It must be soreness from my Crucifixion in my past life. 😬

what the hell is wrong with you??? Seriously 🤨

Tired Hiker El Bastardo

Re: Re: I think I'm Jesus.

Originally posted by AOR
no2, well whatever bet was made, you won it. BTW TTH, what religion are you if I may ask?

I'm Hikerolithic. 😄

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
what the hell is wrong with you??? Seriously 🤨
Um . . . I don't know where to start. I was born on Christmas without a father? 😕

Valharu Where's my beer woman????

Tired Hiker!!! You are a genius. ✅

amity75 Senior Member

I'm looking down at my beergut and I think I might be Bhudda.

Tired Hiker El Bastardo
Originally posted by amity75
I'm looking down at my beergut and I think I might be Bhudda.

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