Originally posted by Dogbert
*mimicking girls*Oh my god! It's Hayden Christiansen 😱 Let's offer show him our boobs and hope that'll he love us for the rest of our lives, even though he'll just bang us, barf on us, abuse us, and maybe even... EAT US! 😮 EEP!!! OH MY GOD!!! HE THREW A CIGARATTE AT ME!!!! *heavy breathing* Man is he fit!
*end mimick*
dude! get yer facts straight...girls do NOT act like that. nu-uh, not. at. all. it's more like this:
*incoherent screaming beyond human pitch. clawing like wild animals to get at Hayden's clothes. Cat scratch fever, back-biting, eye-gouging, teeth gritting, mud wrestling, pole-dancing, overall acting demure but kinda sorta slutty naughty if you know wot I mean? then fainting, swooning, to which i'm left to pick up the pieces*
tough work i know...but somebody's gotta do it 😉