Originally posted by JToTheP
🙄 Oh please, YOU girls don't get a HEEL driven into the below the belt region now DO you? 🙄And yes, I spent MANY a 10-13 years, getting HEELS and SHOES driven into my lower belt, it's a miracle the poor thing will be able to still do it's duty when I get older and marry. 🙄
well, if we have to hit a guy, we will! you have more than us
topic? or insult? or plain stupidity?
grab a rubber band and expand it over a t!t or a pair of ballls.
let it 'capture' and torment the feelings..
you know i heard a long time ago on the Howard Stern show that , this guy hated his peter so much, that he didn't want it any more, so one day, he got into the shower and wrapped so many bands around his nads, eventually losing it to a pair of doctor tools.
the look on Howards face was a grimace..strange but true
i don't know if i should tell you all this, but what the hell, its not like you will remember 4 days from now, so with that said:
i have this cousin of mine, he was about 11 or 13 years old when he met the biggest foot ever. he was in the bus, getting ready to go home, when a bus bully was picking on him...so there is a fight, during that scuffle, my cousins nads received a ATOMIC HORSE KICK to the balls. he screamed and cried. when he got off, he went home. at home about 2 hours later, he took a piss, where he discovered that his little baby nads had swollen to the size of Ron Jeremy nuts, basically doubled the size. i mean they were purple and red, his mom got mad when she found out..the kid who kicked him in the balls was sent to jail... now to this day, my cousin walks with a limp, a crooked limp.
how did i find out? well, i over heard my aunt talking to my mom about it. so i asked his little brother..where he said it was true.