I'd be Vader, but that's because I'm really high and I would want to turn the suit into a giant bong.
"Hey man, you got some pizzas?"
"Lord Vader, you must convert young Skywalker..."
"Quiet! Did you hear that?" (Breathes)
Hear what?"
"Check it out, I can hear my heart beating underneath the machine,"
"I knew I should have left you in the lava,"
(Vader laughs) "Dark side, hee hee, feel the force,"
Yoda enters, "Bogart the blunt you must not,"
The Emperor passes out and Yoda challanged Vader's lungs of steel and fails.
Then Luke enteres and lights it up and outsmokes Vader and Sidious.
"You see," wheezes a hit,"I am a Redi, coughs and exhales, "Like my father before me," coughs maniacally