"Irene Loves Me" Get yours now!

Originally posted by BackFire
Had to use two rulers, if I remember correctly.

You're so humble BF! 😍

We both know I had to bust out the meter stick! 😮‍💨

Originally posted by Sexy Texy
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Fine fine, you can take your happy K*Mart collection outfits and run with it doll! winkiss

You'll find my creations on the Champs de Elysse! diva

I loved taking BF's measurements - with a ruler! drool

You'll be lucky to be seen in my collections babe.
It may do good for fixing that reputation of having no taste, I mean you like Bjork after all winkiss

😮 Well, I wanted to keep it between us, but shux, the cats out of the bag now.

So tex what the hell is it you make? Fashion gowns? Shirts and pants? What? Because I might buy something 🥷

Shirts, pants, Underwear, and of course, condoms.

Hideous attrocities ✅
His creations are only fit to be bought to add to a fire ✅

Yes but his products might have a high quality 😛

I have a very extensive fabulous line leatherface doll! 🤺

Very exclusive - seen on only the most fabulous of the fabulous! winkiss

Unlike Silva's monstrosities that can be seen gracing the local homeless population! schmoll

Originally posted by silver_tears
Hideous attrocities ✅
His creations are only fit to be bought to add to a fire ✅

you say that like its bad 🙁

Ok show me a product you got and I might buy a fabulous item 🤺

😐

🥷

Here you go Letherface lips:

My very first razor sharp stiletto heel! 🪩

You will have to have 4 of your toes surgically removed and have your ankle twisted at a 40° angle to fit into them!
Walking will also be impossible so you'll have to rent a wheel chair!

You'll be all the buzz! winkiss
Everyone will want you at their party! diva

So they could laugh behind your back ✅

Ok one question texy, what the hell is that supposed to be? 😛

Ugh!
That's the last time I unveil any of my masterpieces to you undeserving heathen barbarians!schmoll

My creations would cause creative riots in Berlin! 🪩

I agree ✅
People would be clawing out their eyes after seeing them, that would cause riots and chaos alright ✅

Originally posted by Sexy Texy
Here you go Letherface lips:

My very first razor sharp stiletto heel! 🪩

You will have to have 4 of your toes surgically removed and have your ankle twisted at a 40° angle to fit into them!
Walking will also be impossible so you'll have to rent a wheel chair!

You'll be all the buzz! winkiss
Everyone will want you at their party! diva

Oh thats a heel eh, well I would rather wear sils heels than get 4 toes removed and have to sit in a wheel chair. 😛

An attitude like that wont get you into any clubs in Paris! schmoll

Oh I like totally dont want to go to paris anyway 😄