being hit above the belly

Originally posted by The Force
*points* what he says is true 😖

I guess it's the agony through getting "nut-tapped", heels, almost hockey pucks, fists, knees, "accidental elbows", slaps while wrestling with people, swimming pool mishabs ("best" one ever since all of us men know why 🙄 ) And however many more incidents

I think, the balls and the knees are connected 😉
As, playing football the other day, a lil fight erupeted, i was kicked in the stomach-didnt hurt-
Then some nonce kicked me in the balls
My knees promptly gave way
🙁

it also immedietly winds you, and your voice either goes very high, croaky or low

There is no pain worse 🙁

Originally posted by The Innkeeper
I think, the balls and the knees are connected 😉
As, playing football the other day, a lil fight erupeted, i was kicked in the stomach-didnt hurt-
Then some nonce kicked me in the balls
My knees promptly gave way
🙁

it also immedietly winds you, and your voice either goes very high, croaky or low

There is no pain worse 🙁

Winded? My entire head just spins and I can't feel my stomach or balls or legs, and I lay on the floor for about a minute, then get pulled to my feet, and have to walk with my legs barely open, and a numb stomach for about 5 minutes if I'm lucky.

i'm sorry innkeeper but 😂

And...you don't always "fall" inn-keeper, you can slide down a wall in agony, fall forward, fall backward, fall to the side, but if a wall is near, you will slide down it. 😂

✅ well actually i didn't fall i just tried to play it off, but i wasn't very active during the rest of the basketball game 😖

Originally posted by The Force
✅ well actually i didn't fall i just tried to play it off, but i wasn't very active during the rest of the basketball game 😖

Force are you insane? How could you even stand!? 😕

Well i tend to fall.

I think its instinc now, Some girl, didnt take well to breaking up about a year ago

her: You inconsiderate bastard!
me: im Sor....Argh

*the end of this word was prevented from being spoken as her foot connected with my rather vunerable genetalia*

Me: *gasping for air buit still stood up, tears in eyes obstructing vision*

her: *whack again*

Yes..i went where no man went before...i took two

Could hardly breathe for a LONG time
but i take rest at the thought i did a deed for all men everywhere 😉

Originally posted by JToTheP
Force are you insane? How could you even stand!? 😕

it was my insane stubborn not to show pain 😄, and it was hell! 😠

Originally posted by The Innkeeper
Well i tend to fall.

I think its instinc now, Some girl, didnt take well to breaking up about a year ago

her: You inconsiderate bastard!
me: im Sor....Argh

*the end of this word was prevented from being spoken as her foot connected with my rather vunerable genetalia*

Me: *gasping for air buit still stood up, tears in eyes obstructing vision*

her: *whack again*

Yes..i went where no man went before...i took two

Could hardly breathe for a LONG time
but i take rest at the thought i did a deed for all men everywhere 😉

My god...that sounds like a voyage I'm destined to take...except with 2 shots from a large heel... 😕 scary...

Yeah, she looked shocked aswell

Thing is, everybody took pity on me that day, well i just got nutted* twice, they should be bloody donatin cash 😉

*not headbutted----think about it

Originally posted by The Innkeeper
Well i tend to fall.

I think its instinc now, Some girl, didnt take well to breaking up about a year ago

her: You inconsiderate bastard!
me: im Sor....Argh

*the end of this word was prevented from being spoken as her foot connected with my rather vunerable genetalia*

Me: *gasping for air buit still stood up, tears in eyes obstructing vision*

her: *whack again*

Yes..i went where no man went before...i took two

Could hardly breathe for a LONG time
but i take rest at the thought i did a deed for all men everywhere 😉

it's like you took some of Jesus's pain or something 😉 😂

Yep 😉

I took two shots, to redeem mankind 🙂

Just think, because of me, millions of guys got lucky naughty

Originally posted by The Innkeeper
Yep 😉

I took two shots, to redeem mankind 🙂

Just think, because of me, millions of guys got lucky naughty

😂 LMAO thank you *bows* 😂

Thing is though, a knee i cn take, as it usually misses

This was a kick, a swinging kick.

Originally posted by The Innkeeper
Yep 😉

I took two shots, to redeem mankind 🙂

Just think, because of me, millions of guys got lucky naughty

When Inn got hurt....perhaps 500,000 virgins were noticed by slutty women. 😆 😆 😆 😆

what? 😂

😆

Originally posted by The Force
what? 😂

😆

It's suppost to be like that picture, "Everytime you masturbait a ninja slices off the head of a kitten and doesn't care. Please think of the kittens." 😆

😆

Still waiting for the thank yous from them though 😠

If she nuts me with her hands then it's canceled out 😉