weird dialoges with your friends...

i mean mostly ppl from RL, but others can be mention as well. 😉

i have some:
1
me: what you mean?
he: that i'm not even trying to understand you, you have splitted personalities.
me: 😑

2
me: thanks for compliment
he: don't get used to it.

3
she: (asks some strange, obvious question)
me: didn't you know it?
she: no comments, i know that your hobby is to annoy ppl
me: 🤨?

and there was lotsa more.....

no replies cry

ME: Want to make out a little?

SHE: Hell yeah, TH, your the bomb!

ME: Oh, sorry. I actually have to go now. I have a Chess tournament to attend.

SHE: Tired Hiker, don't go!!!

ME: Oh, did you say something?

SHE: I'll suck your d*ck for some coke!

ME: All I got is Pepsi.

SHE: You are not from aroud here, are you TH?

ME: Nope. I'm not from here. *pulls bed sheets aside revealing five naked women*

tomcat

and where are those five naked women now? *takes pen and paper*

Me n Gayle with our nosebags and cleaners!

i have a new one

me: i gopnna be psychiatrist
ppl:
1. 😑
2. 😆
3. sure you will 🙄
4. no, you won't 😑
5. you must be kidding 😕

and few other stuff like that 😕 😮

What the heck?JM