Claude - "Does the female form make you uncomfortible, Mr. Labowski?"
The Dude - "Ahhhhh, is that what this is a picture of?"
Claude - "In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal, which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortible . . . . . . . . . VAGINA!"
The Dude - "Oh yeah?"
Claude - "Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say, whereas, without batting an eye a man will refer to his 'd*ck' or his 'rod' or his 'Johnson.'"
The Dude - "Johnson?"
Well I'm only fourteen and I use to work at Dominos Pizza but I quiet and now I work at B.Bs coffee shop, I get 50 bucks a week.
50 bucks a week... That kinda sucks... You should ditch that loser job and go find work as an extra in...
THE BIG LEBOWSKI EPISODE II: THE ATTACK OF THE DUDE
*dramatic music playing*
The Coens have about half a dozen "future projects" that they mention from time to time that will no doubt probably never get made.
However the prospect of "The further adventures of jesus" cropped up in the latest Guardian piece on them, so we live in hope.
Personally i want a sequel to the Hudsucker Proxy!