Lets write a horror flick, peice by peice

Okay, heres the deal, Ill start really simple, i start writing it, then u continue on from there and then the next person carrys on from urs and so on, ok, here we go....

It was a....

dark and stormy night, Jim was walking home from the stripclub when all of a sudden...

The fat stripper that Jim didn't tip ran out of the door

running twords Jim,weilding a switchblade raised at striking posistion, screaming violently "wheres my tip mo fo?"

"I dont have it now bug off"Then the striper sliced jims head off.Making for a nice opening scene

credits.....then

title-
THE TIPPER THAT DIDNT TIP

as the movie begins, we see our hero Dick enter the Realm of Vagina. Later our hero...

forgot his partner Mr. trojan, and realizes that he is in to deep to turn back now. Though unsafe, dick ventures ever deeper into the void of the vagina not knowing exactly what to expect

suddenly out of no where he sees a dead body of a woman sprawled across a pipe,her insides had been cut out and were layed in a formation making a message,it said,"GO AWAY!"

Dick started to throw up, and he heard a scream, then he ventured futher into the realm of vagina,

violence is everywhere to Dick's eyes...he enteres another part of the Realm of Vagina...the Fallupian Tubes...in here, he discovers dead corpses walking...

he shoots them down one by one, with his "spidy web"

but more still come,so he just jumps over them all to see where they're all coming from.there he saw a pipe where one by one the were being squished out

the zombies were walking slowly and saying in a british accent "hello"...over and over...

what ever happend to zombies and inbred phycos?

he thought to hiumself,so he just waloked by and they didn't bother him till a fat stripper said,"KILL HIM!"suddenly they all turned with a evil look in thier eyes,they closed in on him chanting in a cheap british voice,"KILL HIM!KILL HIM!"

when they got close they pulled down there pants and started to dance

this story is starting to distrube me

me too but it's fun!
he did big circles and the zombies watched happily.he did it so hard that his boxers came down.all the zoombies heads exploded.
(too x-rated?)

he pulled his pants up and ran up a tree...the zombies came closer and he pissed on all of them....

they melted, dick ran further more, eventually he randomly coughed up a bunch of little tadpoles that seemed to no there way around, they all ran for this round red thing and tried to penetrate but...