Originally posted by Korri
[b]KMC Today - Back by Popular Demand!Saturday 27th November
It has been reported that a strange man wearing a Tinky Winky costume has mugged the Z-list Celebrity we know as "The Tex" The incodent which has been named "Handbag Wars" took place outside a Bouncy Castle in the City Centre this evening. It has been reported that 3 Bjork CDs and a set of Lights shaped like the male anatomy have been stolen from the star. But he claims that the lights are not his, they belong to his "friend" Mr Tired Thins This has yet to be confirmed.
Everyone's favourite Glamour Puss lil bitchiness Today revealed that she is releasing a book about her life. The auto-biography entitled "Being Bitchiness" will hit the stores next week and will make a nice stoking filler (if you know what i mean). We caught up with the star at a Local Sandwich opening ceremony for children who are allergic to ham this weekend. She had this to say.
"Well everyone loves a good story and what a better topic to read about than me.....im just waiting for that ponce Tex to release his expensive batch of toilet paper in competition with me, of course it will be pulped after the first day of being on sale because he is a worthless...
You can see the rest of this interview with lil After 9pm tonight on channel lil.I was Korridr Evil and this was KMC Today detective
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