well then..ok
"Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground."
"I wouldn't go out with you if it was a choice between you and the giant squid."
"Fine. Go naked. And, Harry, make sure you get a picture of him Goodness knows I could do with a laugh."
"Ok, who wants to see me take off Snivelly's pants?"
“I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick.”
We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!"