The Look Back And Laugh Thread!

Remember before OOTP came out, well i do, this forum was swamped with spoiler threads. i just found one, and boy its told me NEVER to believe spoilers 🙂

so until JK promises something, im not believing it.

have a look at some of the corkers that were floating about 😱

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f44/t6206.html

That thread, 😂

first of all, Harry and Dudley become friends

Harry's mother was a death eater..... She made a promise to Voldemort to seduce James Potter and have a child.... then Voldemort would destroy both James and the Child ending the family line and spirit of Godric Gryffindor for good. Making it no more than a house name at a school. But she fell in love, and went back on the deal, and refused to give up Harry.

Harry belongs to the Order of the Phoenix, where he has the power to bring one person back to life. He can only use this once in his life. Voldemort wishes to use this power, coupled with the power of a black Phoenix to bring back Lilly Potter..... And keep her as one of his minions... (Using the black phoenix, will increase her power... and make her MORE of a dark witch)

Of course Harry wants to bring back his mom too... but without the Black Phoenix.

Harry, Hermione, and Ron become Animagus. Malfoy becomes a POLYmagus heheh... (Some sweet Dueling Club battles that they use there new found abilities.)

Ron gets on the Quidditch team....

The trio (Harry, Hermione, and Ron) break into Azkaban... and perform a rescue

They experience FIRST HAND what it is like to be a DEMENTOR

Malfoy falls in love with an unlikely person and even betrays his father over her.

Ron admits to Harry that he loves Hermione

Harry goes on a date!! And makes out with her!!

The fifth years take there O.W.L.S.

Malfoy shows some sentiment towards Harry, and tells him to be careful, that good enemies are needed... and he wouldn’t want for him to die...... and to loose him......... as an enemy of course....

One of the Gryffindor's becomes a Death Eater... and excells in his spells and power.

Harry, Hermione and Ron all get a visit from Voldemort

find out that Voldemort is Harry's grandfather

Harry is both.... the Last heir of Gryffindor AND the last heir of Slytherin

find out that Petunia was a witch just like her sister... but never given the chance to go to hogwarts, and her memory wiped clean... of ever having powers... and it goes into more depth on the event that caused her to hate her sister so....

And Dudley of course is also a wizard... but does not know it....

find out what happened with Hermione over the summer that she was so embarrassed about....

one of the Trio is killed

An old family friend... and once teacher is killed.....

another student is killed

some of them sound crazy but for some reason some of the theories are still feasible but they are really funny 😂

😆 I think its hilarious how people can be decieved like that

not all things are as they seem but perhaps there is still truth in some of them and that could be the ultimate deception

Nah, JK is alot better at writing than to come up with something like 'the black pheonix'

You cant even GET black pheonixs

I know there is a creature opposite the pheonix in a few stories but i kinda forget.... i think its something like a shadow something

😂

Originally posted by Sauron

Harry's mother was a death eater..... She made a promise to Voldemort to seduce James Potter and have a child.... then Voldemort would destroy both James and the Child ending the family line and spirit of Godric Gryffindor for good. Making it no more than a house name at a school. But she fell in love, and went back on the deal, and refused to give up Harry.

Of course Harry wants to bring back his mom too... but without the Black Phoenix.

Harry, Hermione, and Ron become Animagus. Malfoy becomes a POLYmagus heheh... (Some sweet Dueling Club battles that they use there new found abilities.)

The trio (Harry, Hermione, and Ron) break into Azkaban... and perform a rescue

They experience FIRST HAND what it is like to be a DEMENTOR

Malfoy falls in love with an unlikely person and even betrays his father over her.

Ron admits to Harry that he loves Hermione

Harry goes on a date!! And makes out with her!!

Malfoy shows some sentiment towards Harry, and tells him to be careful, that good enemies are needed... and he wouldn’t want for him to die...... and to loose him......... as an enemy of course....

find out that Voldemort is Harry's grandfather

😆!!!

And after the next book is released, we'll be making another thread like this 😂

some of them happened though!
like:
Ron gets on the Quidditch team....
Harry goes on a date!! And makes out with her!!
The fifth years take there O.W.L.S

Once book 6 comes out we will be looking back and laughing at the present theoris that are up there now like the Mark Evans theory and the theory about Harry having to die because Voldemort has.

we all ready kno that mark evand aint important

well he kisses her, he doens't make out with her

I remember reading a fanfiction with many of these elements, I think it was Harry Writer, not sure, but some of them sound good

i just finished reading the whole thing... 😆 thats some funny stuff..never know half of that stuff might come up in the next book 😄

geez...how did we come up with those things?! black phoenix?!

😆 i laugh just reading it....

Moral of the story is that when reading fanfic which says at the bottom 'this is fanfic', try not to ignore that bit...

Simple over-enthusiasm caused that problem. Egad though, Gordon was a pain... remember him, Phoe?

lol.... well when the 6th books cme we will b like, harry heir of salazar ?? 😆

^^Mark my words, I said he was heir of Hufflepuff ✅

yeah the starter of that thread and ush had a lil tiff 😛