Ever-tried to game......

^no, i'm pretty sure you'd barf...

ever tried to watch tv nonstop for a week?

no

ever tried to poke your eye?

not on purpose

Have you ever tried to enslave a brother or sister? 😂

😂 no

ever tried to get in a fist fight with a 90 year old man?

no

Have you ever tried to sneak into a concert, sports stadium, or some other place that has an admission fee?

no 😮

have you ever considered selling your self for science? 😂

well... if you mean after I'm dead, yes. If you mean right now, as in becoming a human guinea pig... no. no2

have you ever tried to burn a flag?

no

Have you ever tried to burn a city down?

No.
Ever try to kick a robot in the face?

Ever tried to understand what the hell melkore is taking to make him ask if i suck my nipples, balls or any other protruding body part while pleasuring myself in school

Ever try to pet a giraffe, run down the street at full speed while eating a banana, screaming "adrestriflioptia" and throw rocks at UFO's in the sky all at the same time?

eh sadly no. ever try to slap your mom?

Yes.
Ever kicked yourself in the face?

no.

ever laughed at a cookie?

no

Ever milked a cow?

no 😬

ever tried to act as a human?

Yes.

Ever set fire do anything?

oh fire!!! yes!
ever ate a live wasp?

what is wasp?

a rather large bee (buzzy thing)