~101 ways to Annoy Barbossa~

Well..........Start think of ways 2 annoy him now would ya 😄

1. Eat a 100 or so Apples right in his face Sayin MMMMM all the time 😄

2. Tell him Jack just got himself a Really Big hat 😆

3. .............................. & so on & so on

3. 😈 Clean all his clothes and dye them bright pink

4. tie him to a chair and bruch his teeth

(LOL😆 )
5: Hav the last aztec gold in ur hand and hes ready to eat a apple wen u throw it in but u keep droping it and cathichng it, then drop it and shoot his head off😈- the system worx

wow BU that was well thought out 😉

LOL 😆

6) give him some tooth past!!!

Buy him fals e teeth 4 christmas

yeah

umm....
tell him jack the monkey took a dookey in his hat

😆 I like that 1 BloomBabe

😆

Yes........When da curse breaks tell him there are no such things as apples anymore

😆 😆

break the curse but replace his apple with a nuclear bomb

use fancy words

😆 I like da bomb 1 MG

Replace his hat with one of Liz's pritty frilly ones while he is sleeping

tell him will isnt really bootstraps son

Replace his pistol with a plastic gun that shoots something really lame -- eg. confetti, a flag that says 'BANG' in big letters, etc.

Put him in jail, with a nice view of the ocean and have Jack sail the pearl back and forth in front of it.. while having a big pirate party with beautiful women, big hats, monkeys, apples and rum..

Barbossa: can I come?
Jack: ....no!
Barbossa: High school memories coming back to me now..