~101 ways 2 annoy Jack~

Do you live in Alaska??

WHERE DO U LIVE??

he left!! why aren't you gone too!!! off topic off topic!!!!
geez. and just so im on topic. . . .
way to annoy jack: write "Rum is stupid" all over his hat in sharpie.

what do ya mean why arent i gone too? i dont come on jsut to argue with him.

and after u write taht all over his hat give it to Jack (monkey)

and make jack the monkey take a bite out of it.

hahha and then the Kracken just happens to appear. and the monkey jumps on top of it teasing JAck to go and get from him

and then jack tries to shoot the monkey and misses.
he accidently hits the kraken in the 5th tentacle and the kraken gets mad. so he throws the kraken a bagel but the monkey grabs it.
Jack: "come back with my bagel!"
so now he's left with no bagel, no hat, an annoying monkey, and a pissed mutant beastie octopus squid

hahahah i cant think of anything esle t add to that. i think we pretty much got him as annoyed as it gets

not yet.
the squid squirts ink at him. jack grabs the monkey as a shield. monkey gets hit by ink then bites jack for using him as a shield. jack tries to grab his bagel but the monkey throws it the beastie and the beastie swallows it and swims away.
ok now it's over.

hysterical

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glad to know someone likes my ideas of annoyance. 😊

Annoyance? I don't think so.

lol

it's gotta be annoying to him in some way.
like his bagel- he got bit by a monkey and chased by a kraken and he didn't even end up with his bagel. or his hat. which was written all over with sharpie.
way to annoy jack: buy him a goldfish and tell him it's a magic goldfish. if he carries it around for 10 days he gets to make a wish. but if it dies, he will never be able to drink rum again.
and of course the fish will die. because it's a goldfish, and they never last long. 🙁

LOL!

😊

make him stand out in the rain(Not a litle rain but realy big one and thunder and lightning(Just how i like it))

Originally posted by jessigem
not yet.
the squid squirts ink at him. jack grabs the monkey as a shield. monkey gets hit by ink then bites jack for using him as a shield. jack tries to grab his bagel but the monkey throws it the beastie and the beastie swallows it and swims away.
ok now it's over.

no its not quite over. i think we should have had it so that at the exact same time he was tied to a pole with fruit on it and the cannibals were chasing after him! ok now i think that has settled it.

lol

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