~101 ways 2 annoy Jack~

Started by Jack of Blades67 pages

I had a dog...but he...died sadwalk

Ok,two things.
#1:I'm thinking about writing a story about Jack turning into a kitten.

#2: I have a Pemproke Welsh Corgi her name is Ruby and she is 6 moths old.I want to get another one and name him Captain Jack Sparrow.

THE KITTENS STRIKE BACK!!!!Now we all talk about kittens?

Originally posted by Jack of Blades
I had a dog...but he...died sadwalk

Im sorry to hear that

😊 i have 4 dogs. two live in the backyard and two live inside. the ones outside are named Lucy and Butterball. Lucy is a German Shepard that we rescued from a pound and Butterball is a black chow/lab mix that we got from the same pound as Lucy. the inside dogs are two dachsunds(wienerdogs) and their names are Willow and Zeus. Willow is a darker shade of brown that Zeus, but they both have very annoying high pitched barks. and then of course there is my cat Nala who lives on our porch. she's 3 different colors (tan, black, and white) because she's a calico. and so far, she's my favorite pet because she's low maintenence and she doesn't bark, instead she meows because she's a cat. and we have a few fish but i forgot their names. 😊 that's a lot of little details. oh yeah, and cpt jack sparrow is a long name for a dog. you should call him CJ.
~ i just remembered this is the 101 ways 2 annoy jack thread. 😄 so here's a way to annoy the monkey jack:
-sew purple sequins onto his little pirate shirt.

Hmm Put and Elefant on his ship.that woud be a litle confusing

Give him a earing that is one of those long girly ones with the butterflies and all that.

no

😂
i have a pair of earrings that are long with butterflies on the end.
and if you put an elephant on his ship, wouldn't it sink?
~ you should get him a pet chihuahua. those little buggers are very annoying.

A pet chihuahua with one of those earrings.

Originally posted by jessigem
😂
i have a pair of earrings that are long with butterflies on the end.
and if you put an elephant on his ship, wouldn't it sink?
~ you should get him a pet chihuahua. those little buggers are very annoying.

Thats the POINT!!!

Feed him to a Banana

lol i know. i just thought it was weird that i have a pair of earrings like that. 😊 although, i havn't worn them in a while, they're a bit too "girly" for me. and too long.

Bananas dont eat.they get eaten

yeah. feed him to banana eating gorilla.

well mutate the banana until it does know how to eat. I mean if a Banana can dance a banana can eat a monkey💃

WEll in disney bananas can be pirates too

Se bananas are taking over the world they can do anything.

Bananas of The Caribbean:The Curse of Black Phone

have you ever had a banana and pb sandwich? they're the best 😄
~give the monkey a bag of banana peels for christmas.