~101 ways 2 annoy Jack~

holy crap! ur up late! its only 6 here

it's 6:15
i guess we're addicting. he stays up this late to be on here.

It was 11:14 Am when you last posted man i was at school then wow i need to get on from there...... oh this site might be band from my school.

YOu are a Pirate

uhh that was stupid. i didn't make it past the first 15 seconds.
but you should post these things in the off topic thread. or pirate party. cuz we're WAY WAY off topic.😄

way to annoy the monkey: give him a bath

or throw him in the dirt

i think the bath would be worse for him. he's used to being in dirt.

Let him lick someting so cold that jacks tounge woud freez to it(That woud be so annoying)

hahha that would be funny!

yea hey wait anotherone.We all know jack loves rum right?Well lets take the hotest pepers in the world put in a botle of rum and give jack to drink.
Or just take the hotest souce in the world put in a dark botle true with you cant see what you drink and then give it to jack so he drinks it and well then it gets realy funny couz hes gona run aroud his ship searching for someting to drink and then you can give hit the botle with pepers to drink so jack will just burn down hehe(Not literaly offcourse)

that's a double burn 😄

Yes and thats why he burns down

my brain is sleeping so i can't offer any new ones....

thats sad

hmm let me think a litle-this first one is not so funny just take a botle of rum and hit jack in the head with it.''thinking again''Well kick him in the balls woud be too evil soo make him hug a Medusa(Very Electrifying)

electrifying? is medusa supposed to do that? i wouldn't know....
my brain woke up 😄
dump a cooler of gatorade over his head 😊

lol, hes not a football coach!

and not karatey master but well yea jess a medusa woud electrefy him(do you watch animal Planet ever? jess)

i dont watch it much

I dont watch it much too but still i watch it about tigers lions monkeys.