The world's dumbest laws!

On this site http://www.dumblaws.com/ some humorous person has collected the silliest laws world-wide.
So let’s see if we can find what must be the dumbest law anywhere?

Browsing the site I found for my country:

Denmark:
If your vehicle stalls and you leave it on the side of the road, you must mark the vehicle with a red, reflecting triangle. This equipment is only mandatory when the car stalls, not at any other times, however.

Attempt to escape from prison is not illegal. However, if one he is caught he is required to serve out the remainder of his term.

When driving, you must have someone in front of your car with a flag to warn horse drawn carriages that a motorcar is coming. (Jydske lov= law of Jutland, a very old one).

The last one is pure gold.

do you do that last one?

and the site is a laugh... we don't have any funny ones

the whole polish law is one big laugh..
i gonna kill myslef 😐

wrists or pills?

Yers> No, we're ALL breaking that law.
And where are you from?

😆
Alabama law:
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

Originally posted by The Omega
Yers> No, we're ALL breaking that law.
And where are you from?

😆
Alabama law:
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

some guy at our church got arrested for that 😮

Originally posted by yerssot
wrists or pills?

please don't forget the big bag

Originally posted by The Omega
Yers> No, we're ALL breaking that law.
And where are you from?

big bag?

Nazgul> You MUST be joking!?!?!?!?

I found these by now:

Alabama:
It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

Nebraska:
If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.

It is Illegal to go whale fishing.
(Can someone refresh my memory? Which ocean does Nebraska border? 🙂)

It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.

Switzerland:
Though it is illegal to produce, store, sell and trade absinth (special alcohol), it is legal to consume it.

UK:
It is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow.

With the exception of carrots, most goods may not be sold on Sunday.

China:
To go to college you must be intelligent. (A dumb law???)

Israel:
Raising a pig on Israeli soil will result in the murder of said pig.

Germany:
It is illegal for ones car to run out of gas on the Autobahn.

Illinois's got some good ones...no funny laws in Brookfield (the town I live it), though...

Illinois Laws

You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.
You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.
The English language is not to be spoken. 🤨
Champaign Laws: One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth. (Champaign's a college town...)
Chicago Laws: It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck.
Spitting is forbidden
It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits. 🤨
Des Plaines Laws: Wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees
Joliet Laws: Town fathers, reflecting the pet peeve of hearing their town's name mispronounced 'Jolly-ETTE' when all local folk know it's pronounced 'Joe-lee-ETTE', made pronouncing it Jolly-ette a misdemeanor, punishable by a $5 fine.
Carbondale Laws: No one may stand on the sidewalk on the 500 block of Illinois Ave

😂

Oregon: (my state)

Dishes must drip dry.

It is illegal to whisper "dirty" things in your lover's ear during sex.

Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.

It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.

One may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing," i.e., that which covers one's body from neck to knee.

Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.

Drivers must yield to pedestrians who are standing on the sidewalk.

Eugene: (my town)

It is illegal to show movies or attend a car race on Sundays, but it is legal to conduct a horse race or a symphony concert.

😂 that last one is great.

added one at the bottom...

There's one for Chicago that says it's illegal to eat dinner in a burning building 😂

Originally posted by The Omega
Nazgul> You MUST be joking!?!?!?!?

no2 it wasnt my church, but it was one down the street

Clovie, to make sure you die if the pills don't work of course!

i counted how many of them i need.
there is no possibility it won't work.

alabama laws:

Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

(lee county laws): It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.

(huntsville laws (my old town): If an animal control officer is in uniform, it signifies to the public that he is an animal control officer.

louisiana laws:

Stealing an alligator could land a person in jail for up to ten years.

It is illegal to steal a "movable" even if it classified as an "immovable"

It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.

Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."

(new orleans laws): You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.

It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it.

well, your choice if you wanna let it fail