Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

I can't believe they're trying to kill Jonny! Jonny must live! Vote Johnny live now!

😱 they wanna kill johnny?????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Yeah, Louise deleted his records, decided to make him more "interesting" and he got shot (several times) by armed police.

i know i saw that i was thinkin you stupid ***** ! he sooooo cant die! not fair! ❌

yeah, he cant die cry

Jonny cannot die he is the best character apart from (gaz)
he cannot die although

Janet & Jonny = Beauty & The Beast right! 💃